Friday, May 27, 2011

Quote Of The Day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal, and if you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

Yes, a woman multiplies and enlarges that which is given to her. So, it only stands to reason that, if you give her any "crap," you should be prepared to receive a ton of s-h-i-t."

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Should I Be At All Concerned...

...that there is a wireless network in close proximity to my apartment that the owner has chosen to name "KillAllHumans?"

Just askin'.

Friday, May 6, 2011

The Consoler - Sneak Peak Preview

Nothing to say; just looking forward to the next installment of Season 10, and learning how Bobby and Eames found their way back to Major Case.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

This Appealed To My "Warped" Sense Of Humor

One of the guys I work with, who is in his mid-60's, received the following post card at home the other day. (Gee, and I was offended when AARP started sending me literature when I hit 50.)

Actually, I found this to be both humorous and a pretty neat marketing idea. I'm sure others will disagree, and that's okay. I believe my colleague agreed, albeit he did find the choice of meeting places a bit "odd."

For me, I think pre-planning one's funeral is the way to go. I'm getting ready to do it. I have very "specific" things I want and "don't" want when I go "toes-up" and the only way to ensure my wishes are followed is to put it in writing. I've told my fuss, no muss. Just put me in the ground beside Mom & Dad and go on with your lives.

I don't want a funeral. The thought of people parading by...looking at me the willies. I have told my family and friends if they do that to me, I will come back and haunt them...each and every one. And I will, too.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

A Little Late...

...but it took me forever to realize I was using the wrong media catcher. I had upgraded a while ago, but forgot about it. (What can I say...crap happens when you get old.) The old version kept crashing in mid-interview, causing me all kinds of stress and frustration and general unhappiness, but I finally got it.

Monday, May 2, 2011

"You Respect My Face...And Don't Get In It"

Sounds simple enough...right?

Crappy, bothersome, "get in the way," commercial messages; they're everywhere!