"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal, and if you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
Yes, a woman multiplies and enlarges that which is given to her. So, it only stands to reason that, if you give her any "crap," you should be prepared to receive a ton of s-h-i-t."
My name, for the purpose of this Blog, is BobbyG. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it. A while ago, I got the urge to try my hand at blogging...and it stuck. So, I will continue to use this space to express my thoughts on my favorite things; i.e., books, music, movies, my observations on life in general and a certain TV detective; i.e, Robert Goren...in particular. In short, I shall continue to delve into the many vagaries of my life...My Big Fat Freakin' Life.
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Mottos, Quotes, & Other Mentionables
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does provide one a more pleasant form of misery."
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
"A heart broken too often turns to stone."
"The saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves."
"Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly shouting, "Wow! What a ride!"
"Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh, s-h-i-t...she's awake!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind...don't matter."
"We do not stop playing because we grow old...we grow old because we stop playing."
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
"A heart broken too often turns to stone."
"The saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves."
"Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly shouting, "Wow! What a ride!"
"Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh, s-h-i-t...she's awake!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind...don't matter."
"We do not stop playing because we grow old...we grow old because we stop playing."
4 comments:
OMG, hilarious.
rofl My husband and most guys I know would agree with that statement. lol That was a nice way to start my day. :-)
Glad you guys enjoyed it, however, I cannot take credit for the "quote." It was actually a post script at the end of an email that was meant to be humorous. I thought the quote was more amusing.
oh my gosh! this is hilarious! and true to many degrees! love this! :)
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