Just For The Fun Of It

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

For the record, I would have picked the bucket, too. They have reserved a "special" room for me.

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And from the sad "butt" true category.


But I have to admit, I wouldn't mind having one of "these" mirrors....