Little Known Reindeer Facts

Remember this at Christmas Time.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter...usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer -- EVERY single one of them -- from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and NOT get lost.

Ho...Ho...Ho


Here is Santa, checking his list...making sure he remembers to bring Detective Bobby to his ever-lovin' "BobbyG" in Cincinnati this Christmas Eve.

Photos found on Google.